War of the Worlds: A special effects bonanza, a Spielberg blockbuster, a visual
masterpiece...
And, also, every shred of proof one would ever need to justify abortion. I'll explain.
Dakota Fanning is, without a doubt, the most annoying creature ever to insult the
silver screen with her presence. There is not a slow enough or heavy enough
steam-roller available that would do the appropriate job of squashing Dakota
Fanning. I despise her with every fiber of my being.
Do I sound harsh? Then, apparently, you never saw War of the Worlds. This movie
has so much potential. It has a premise that we all can relate to; the threat of
annihilation weighing heavily on the conscious, a reluctant hero, a charismatic
leading man (albeit insane), and giant laser which turns unsuspecting fools into
clouds of ash on a regular and awesome basis.
But it has Dakota Fanning in it, with that god-awful, wretched, ear-splitting scream
of hers (which somebody apparently thought was 'cute' and decided to put it into
EVERY FUCKING SCENE). Dakota Fanning is like a black-hole, packed into an
affluent, brittle, white, girl frame. She, through her screen presence, managed to
suck the life out of a 100 million dollar movie... at age ten. Lord only knows what
she'll do once the boobs arrive. In a preemptive manner, I pity her future
boyfriends. Hopefully, by that time, some crazy pervert will have kidnapped her and
sold her to a Korean slave-trader, in an effort to remind the world why child actors
have no place existing.
masterpiece...
And, also, every shred of proof one would ever need to justify abortion. I'll explain.
Dakota Fanning is, without a doubt, the most annoying creature ever to insult the
silver screen with her presence. There is not a slow enough or heavy enough
steam-roller available that would do the appropriate job of squashing Dakota
Fanning. I despise her with every fiber of my being.
Do I sound harsh? Then, apparently, you never saw War of the Worlds. This movie
has so much potential. It has a premise that we all can relate to; the threat of
annihilation weighing heavily on the conscious, a reluctant hero, a charismatic
leading man (albeit insane), and giant laser which turns unsuspecting fools into
clouds of ash on a regular and awesome basis.
But it has Dakota Fanning in it, with that god-awful, wretched, ear-splitting scream
of hers (which somebody apparently thought was 'cute' and decided to put it into
EVERY FUCKING SCENE). Dakota Fanning is like a black-hole, packed into an
affluent, brittle, white, girl frame. She, through her screen presence, managed to
suck the life out of a 100 million dollar movie... at age ten. Lord only knows what
she'll do once the boobs arrive. In a preemptive manner, I pity her future
boyfriends. Hopefully, by that time, some crazy pervert will have kidnapped her and
sold her to a Korean slave-trader, in an effort to remind the world why child actors
have no place existing.
