Item #5: Shipboard Ventilation Shafts
Wow. Talk about regrettable design flaws. If we only had known that the ventilation shaft
needed to be, say, only as big as reasonably necessary to promote the free flow of air, we
would have made some big changes.
Originally, we thought, "Hey, maybe people might want to hang out in the ventilation shaft
and relax for a while?" Then we figured, "If that's the case, we should make it big enough
for somebody, who stands erect on two legs, to slowly move through in a crouched,
constricted manner." Then we thought, "We don't really need to put lights in there."
We really didn't see that whole face sucker thing coming though.
Wow. Talk about regrettable design flaws. If we only had known that the ventilation shaft
needed to be, say, only as big as reasonably necessary to promote the free flow of air, we
would have made some big changes.
Originally, we thought, "Hey, maybe people might want to hang out in the ventilation shaft
and relax for a while?" Then we figured, "If that's the case, we should make it big enough
for somebody, who stands erect on two legs, to slowly move through in a crouched,
constricted manner." Then we thought, "We don't really need to put lights in there."
We really didn't see that whole face sucker thing coming though.
