Item #12: The Terminator's Software
I, invention-unit 0101110, hereby announce the creation of our greatest advancement in
the "Destroying the Puny Human Leader by Sending a Badass Killer Cyborg Back in Time"
Program.
I call it, "The Terminator."
He is a robot covered with live, human flesh. He is brutal, fast, strong and deadly. He can
walk among the humans undetected for the duration of his mission. He is perfect.
What's that, the software? Eh, we're gonna use Windows 95. That way, some dirty human
soldier, who can barely read because he's been raised in a cave, will be able to reprogram
him and make him lame.
I, invention-unit 0101110, hereby announce the creation of our greatest advancement in
the "Destroying the Puny Human Leader by Sending a Badass Killer Cyborg Back in Time"
Program.
I call it, "The Terminator."
He is a robot covered with live, human flesh. He is brutal, fast, strong and deadly. He can
walk among the humans undetected for the duration of his mission. He is perfect.
What's that, the software? Eh, we're gonna use Windows 95. That way, some dirty human
soldier, who can barely read because he's been raised in a cave, will be able to reprogram
him and make him lame.
