Item #11: The Stargate
Wow. Incredible. A gate that opens a rift to a barren desert world filled with slaves. Good
work.
If ever there was a total failure of a potentially cool invention, it's the Stargate. Not only
did NOTHING cool happen after it was opened, it spawned more and more completely
boring, weekly, adventures. Do us all a favor and scrap this thing for parts to build a
gateway to a world filled with casinos and titties.
Just wait until James Spader steps through it to the desert world and then turn it off,
okay?