There are many science-fictional technologies, ideas and theories that don't really make
any sense or are, in execution, stupendously flawed. In an effort to save future
generations from them, I've compiled this alphabetical list of items doomed to immediate
recall- should some asshole ever actually try to produce, manufacture or institute them.
Read and be warned...

Airwolf [From Airwolf]
Blasters [From Star Wars]
The Cylon Raider [From the new Battlestar Galactica]
Doors on Mars [From the Doom videogames]
The Fifth Element [From The Fifth Element, duh]
Ground Troops to Combat Enormous, Savage, Insectoid Monsters [From Starship
Troopers]
The HAL 9000 Computer [From 2001: A Space Odyssey]
Kitt [From Knight Rider]
Nexus-6 Replicants [From Blade Runner]
The Replicant Test [From Blade Runner]
Shipboard Ventilation Shafts [From Alien]
The Stargate [From Stargate]
Stun Weapons [From Star Wars]
The Terminator's Software [From The Terminator]
The Time Travel Thing [From Twelve Monkeys ]
The Warthog ATV [From Halo]
Whoopi Goldberg's Bar on the Enterprise [From Star Trek: The Next Generation]
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