So, movies are lame... really, really lame. In fact, I'm fairly certain that the Internet was invented because movies were lame and people (read: nerds) such as I needed an outlet to bitch and moan about said lameitude. And that's what you'll find here: reviews of movies that I somewhat enjoy, despite how badly they sometimes suck, and reviews of movies I totally hate... but only ones I REALLY hate.

American Beauty   
Apocalypse Now   
Beerfest 
Blade Runner   
Brokeback Mountain   
Cannibal! The Musical!   
Chasing Amy   
Clerks 2   
Clue   
Collateral   
Dawn of the Dead   
Dune   
Excalibur   
Fantastic Four #2   
Gangs of New York   
Gladiator   
Grosse Point Blank   
Hostel   
Hulk   
Idiocracy  
Layer Cake 
Lost in Translation   
The Mist  
The Punisher   
Real Genius   
Red Dawn   
The Return of the King
Ricochet   
Saving Private Ryan   
Serenit  
Shakespeare in Love   
Singles   
The Usual Suspects  
War Games   
The War of the Worlds   
Weird Science

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