Item #8: Kitt
Sorry, retards but Kitt sucks. Knight Rider was a stupid show based on a bogus premise.
What was that bogus premise? I'll tell you: Kitt is an American car.
First of all, everybody knows that our electronics suck. Why would you want to install a
sophisticated computer system on a vehicle which will, without a doubt, break in less than a
year? Not only that but Kitt would be advertised as some revolutionary AMERICAN MADE
vehicle, which would rely on parts shipped in from South America and be assembled by
robots, which were made in Japan.
Just like every other American car, you suckers.
Then, a bunch of people would buy Kitt, thinking that its A.I. would change the face of
driving forever. Imagine the collective disappointment when they realize that all the car
does is talk and go fast. Why not just hire a guy to drive you around in a Ferrari? He'd talk
to you. That would be cheaper and at least it wouldn't look so white trash.
Sorry, retards but Kitt sucks. Knight Rider was a stupid show based on a bogus premise.
What was that bogus premise? I'll tell you: Kitt is an American car.
First of all, everybody knows that our electronics suck. Why would you want to install a
sophisticated computer system on a vehicle which will, without a doubt, break in less than a
year? Not only that but Kitt would be advertised as some revolutionary AMERICAN MADE
vehicle, which would rely on parts shipped in from South America and be assembled by
robots, which were made in Japan.
Just like every other American car, you suckers.
Then, a bunch of people would buy Kitt, thinking that its A.I. would change the face of
driving forever. Imagine the collective disappointment when they realize that all the car
does is talk and go fast. Why not just hire a guy to drive you around in a Ferrari? He'd talk
to you. That would be cheaper and at least it wouldn't look so white trash.