It's no secret that I am critical of die hard LOTR fans. See, on the scale of
dorkdom, "fantasy dorks" are the dorkiest of all. Check out a game of Dungeons
and Dragons or drop by your local SCA meeting. You'll walk away convinced of
the truth that I speak. Despite all this, Chris will always rise to the defense of his
beloved trilogy....
Um, dude. I don't remember any part of Star Wars when Han and Luke were
snuggled up together.