This page started as an MSN group late 2003. My buddy Brett had sent me a picture of himself at a German restaurant in Alameda. In it, he was drinking a huge beer and looking quite pleased with himself. He sent me the picture because it was funny and to rub-in the fact that I wasn't with him.
I had only recently gotten a laptop and fully understood the wonders of the internet by this point in my life (yes, I was really late to jump on the bandwagon, it also took me forever to get a cell phone), yet I was determined to use the miracles of technology to (poorly) alter the photo Brett sent me. What became of this desire was the picture of Brett kissing the huge cock.
I sent that picture back to Brett because, well, that's the whole point of making fun of somebody. Brett thought it was really funny and continued to send me pictures, which I continued to alter and send back. Then, at some point I decided that it would be even funnier if I could put Brettâ's name into Google and come back with the picture of him kissing the big dick. I hunted around my Windows XP picture manager until I found a little link that said "publish to web." As this seemed like the very thing I was trying to do, I pressed it and an MSN group resulted.
I was very proud of my MSN group, for no good reason (as a third grader could probably have done better) and repeatedly pestered people to look at it. I added pictures over the course of a few weeks and soon wrote a rant about how much I hated young people. I then got the idea from Big Brother magazine to make a page about the things I was and was not into. So I did.
My pride soon became tinged with frustration over the appearance with the site. I wanted a real website, one that I had complete creative (if you could call me that) control over. I took my search to the web and found that Yahoo Geocities had a pretty fair, cheap and easy to use system for web publishing. I paid the fee, downloaded some stuff and started building.
In its early days, the site was just the stupid pictures and the TIAANIT. The movie reviews followed soon after, then the fucked up things Tonya said, the martial arts page, the DVD covers and the sci-fi recall list. The "one shots" started when I decided to drain my ear, took some pics of it, made a page of said pics and linked the page on TIAANIT #12. I liked that page so much I decided to try and make a new page for every update of TIAANIT. After a while, I realized that these pages were mostly being quickly forgotten, so I decided to link them on the main page and the whole rant-thing gained momentum.
I don't do as much photoshop stuff as I used to. This is mostly because I have run low on inspiration, I no longer have Microsoft Photodraw and I've run out of new pictures of people to alter. In recent times, I've been using this site as my own little opinion place on the world-wide-web, which is therapeutic for me and also has relit the fire under my ass to write for pleasure. However, I try not to make this site just another Maddox wannabe, so the features aren't going anywhere anytime soon.
Anyhow, thanks for visiting my stupid site which exists primarily to entertain me. If you are entertained, or agree with my opinions, make sure you keep that to yourself- so as to avoid being publicly stoned (with rocks, not weed). Also, if you have any complaints --
Please feel free to cram them right up your ass. |