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Seventy four.

Things I am into (as of 01-26-2011):

1- Bowling. Bowling, I have recently discovered, is the most fun thing to do that involves beer and balls (if you are a straight guy). I am not the best bowler on earth, but I have recently had some days of thunder on the lanes. I might have to get my own sweet ball and a purple outfit. You Big Lebowski fans know the one I'm talking about.

2- The Zodiac has changed, so I gather from every morning show on earth and every crazy girl here in SF that has had their whole sense of self image thrown into chaos. I think I'm going to write a full article about this, so just watch another funny video.

3- This freaking mobile home. I totally need one of these. But it needs a machine gun on the roof. And go-go dancers. And Snoop Dog.

4- I have lately been coming up with my own customized cuss words and terms of exclamation. My current favorite is, "FART BANANA!" Although, I did recently hear, "Ahh TITTYDICK!" and that  made me laugh.

5- Snowboarding. I missed the last two seasons basically, but I shan't this year. Went up once and had a blast. Probably should not be so near a casino though, as I spent about three million dollars (or so).

6- This website that sends free greeting cards to military members overseas.

7- Call of Duty: Black Ops, even though the plot is totally confusing it's fun to run around and shoot stuff. Okay, one more of these. I love them.

Things I am NOT into:

1- Tron 2 had the worst script ever written. Pretty much there are two reasons to see that movie: Jeff Bridges and the soundtrack.

2- Sports betting. Basically, I lost my ass in Tahoe. If you ever want your team to win, have me bet for the other one. Works every time.

3- This news story.

4- Caprica is over. Cancelled. No more. The last episode felt like a clip show to explain the whole buildup of the series. Sigh.

5- Natalie Portman is getting married. And I'm not the husband-to-be. There is no God.

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