Things I am/am NOT into today, the seventy-fourth such page.
Behold, version SEVENTY-THREE!
Things I am into (as of 06/07/2010):
1- The best movie reviews of all time, if you relish in the careful, informed, and intelligent slandering of the Star Wars prequels.
2- The best video game review site of all time, Zero Punctuation, gave props to one of my favorite games of all time, Silent Hill 2.
3- It approaches.
4- Girls. No, not the gender, the comic, of course! Didn't think I'd be encouraging human interaction, did you?
5- I am thirty-one now, and I want one of these. I cannot help it. It's a byproduct of aging. Make my book into a movie so I can buy one, Hollywood.
6- I'm kind of in the sport-touring motorcycle market, it seems. I also want one of these, but not as much as the Multistrada. Thoughts?
7- Trying to find the most venomous and piercing Sex in the City 2 slam-review that I can. So much fun. Start here.
Things I am NOT into:
1- I just can't get into 'sandbox'-style games. Well, except for Crackdown, but that's about it. So I can't be into this.
2- The mega-corporations: BP, BofA, Citi, Goldman, etc. I wish you all nothing but misfortune. I'd like to have something funny to say here, but all I can think of is John Stewart's classic song, 'Go Fuck Yourself.'
3- I finished both Bad Company games in about a week. Now what?
4- Pride will not let me play Left 4 Dead 2, though I admit I want to. I'm still too angry about the first one being such an inyourfacefart. What do you mean, I'm going to play it eventually?! Eff you, man! You don't freaking know me!
Maybe.
5- Iron Man 2. Can't wait for the redlettermedia.com review of that one. People should really write scripts before they start production on movies.
6- That pasty, painkiller-addicted, spoiled, rich bastard, Rush Lickweenie, got married. He's fifty-nine. She's thirty-three.
Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. |
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